Curbhunter Fails

Smails Rolls

Curbhunter: it’s not for the weak or stupid or poor. Unlike so many other things in my life lately, two of three IS bad. This guy seems to have avoided all three: not poor, because: year old Range Rover not weak, because balls enough to park a Range Rover outside the shithole complex that makes Mesa Ridge…

Beer Reviews: Death From ABoVe

fortune

MILLER FORTUNE IS A PREMIUM GOLDEN LAGER UNDISTILLED AT 6.9% ABV [!]. IT BOASTS A RICH, MALTY AROMA, A LIGHT BODY, AND A CRISP, CLEAN FINISH. BALANCED, YET UNEXPECTEDLY BOLD.  Miller Fortune : Home It should read: MILLER FORTUNE IS PREMIUM Chevron UNleaded.  It is the Sex Panther of shitty mass marketed quasi-malt liquor.

Christine Sixteen

Motley Crue

Like last week, driving the kid to school is an adventure in poltergeists. This time, we hop in the car and this starts playing. Immediately. Spontaneously, on my phone. On Pandora. In my pocket. Is it an electronic glitch related to Kid 2′s failing phone? Is my phone possessed? Since it only happens in the…

Mostly Wrong

The 10 Best Bond Villains – Esquire. James Bond is often only as good as his villains, which is why the Internet went nuts when rumors began circulating late last week that 007′s next adversary might be played by Chiwetel Ejiofor. The Oscar-nominated 12 Years a Slave star would be not only the rare black actor to face off against…

Finally

KISS

Kiss Mostly – But Not Entirely – Play Nice During Rock Hall Induction Speeches. Thanks for showing up, but fuck you all in the mouth for not finding a way to perform, make up or not.

Pandora’s Box

Motley Crue

So I am kid 2 us driving to school.  We stop at the Kwik-E-Mart for a beverage and some cash.  We hop back in the car.  As the car starts, from somewhere, the first few bars of this… start blasting. However, the radio is off (because: kid driving). WTH? Where’s that music from? Kid 2: Dad, that’s…