Messenger Puppet

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Not that there’s anything wrong with it…

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Palin killed Smokey the Bear

Details here

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Not everything in the news revolves around John McCain’s PTSD and unfitness for command

For example:

I have a new toy.

McCain is still a doorknob, but that’s another story.

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Why Fox News is Satan, Reason 312,417

I turned on Fox10 last night just as Hillary started her speech. Fox 10 immediately cut to a commercial for Bones. What a shock. How sad to live in fear like that. We’re so confident in our senile war mongerer candidate, that we won’t show you someone who isn’t even running against him, lest you be swayed away from the war party for some god-awful heresy like insurance coverage and actual veteran benefits.

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FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad

FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad[10:36 PM] Examining network configuration…
[10:36 PM] Connecting to Rescue Gateway: control.app59.logmeinrescue.com…
[10:36 PM] Connected to Rescue Gateway. A support representative will be with you shortly.
[10:36 PM] Chat session established with Agent Waddle .

[10:36 PM] Agent Waddle  says: This session may be recorded for quality and monitoring purposes.Thank you for contacting Geek Squad. This is Agent Waddle. How can I help you.
[10:37 PM] Dr.G says: do you guys do aal carte services?  i need to solder a part in a stereo install
[10:37 PM] Dr.G says: a la carte
[10:38 PM] Dr.G says: hello?
[10:38 PM] larry says: Bueller?
[10:39 PM] Agent Waddle  says: I’m glad you contacted us. We can certainly help determine the best service we offer to meet your needs. I need to get a little information from you to determine what service options and pricing we have in your area. Can I have you provide me with your full name, phone number, e-mail, address, and zip code?
[10:39 PM] larry says: are you a real person?
[10:40 PM] Agent Waddle  says: yes
[10:41 PM] larry says: why the bio request?  you have my phone  zip is 85012
[10:42 PM] larry says: It’s a yes or no question - can I come into a best buy like at 20th st and camelback and have somebody solder a couple of wires to a voltage regulator

[10:42 PM] Agent Waddle  has ended the session.

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Oh happy day

Type: Package

Status: Delivered

UPS has delivered the shipment.

Delivered

Delivered On: 08/25/2008 2:40 P.M.

Delivered To: PHOENIX,  AZ,  US

Signed By: MARK THINKS JOHN McCAIN IS A WIENER

Service: GROUND

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A-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n

Package Progress

Location Date Local Time Description

PHOENIX,
AZ,  US

08/25/2008
7:48 A.M.
OUT FOR DELIVERY

BALTIMORE,
MD,  US
08/20/2008
8:02 A.M.
DEPARTURE SCAN

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I’m fuckin’ out of beer, man

I’m fuckin’ out of beer, man

-  Me, every day since Friday.

This time it’s voluntary.  Work never sleeps.  Football ain’t started yet.  Baseball is as dead to me as the Tigers’ season or John McCain’s campaign.  So, we’re on a break.

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McSame

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1973 Cadillac Coupe De Ville

Coupe DeVille, from the french word for bloated tank of lard.  This is the pinnacle of American luxury in the day.  Why?

472 cubic inch V-8 - bigger than your puny Impala’s 350

22 ft long - again, bigger than your puny impala.

Power windows, locks, a/c, long before they were common on kias

Leather, from actual creatures

An arm rest in the back seat.  That is the real kicker.  It’s how my grandparents knew they were in a real luxury car.  Not the other shit - the rear arm rest.

Uncle Bob had a shit brown one, which blended in nicely in dingy, drab Detroit.