I should never have watched Saw or House of 1000 Corpses. Somehow, my Cast Away adventure with Dan Patrick the sportscaster turned into Lord of the Flies with a bunch of crazy ass people. Hungry, amoral, crazy ass people bent on changing my life irreparably.
tl;dr- some drunk Uber chick kissed me and tipped well. Yay! Continue reading “Love, Love Me Do”
[for the last time together], we salute you.
Dear Motley Crue
Sorry I won’t see your exit after all.
Kid: Don’t take a date, take me!
Me: Of course sweetheart!
Put another way, does anybody still find dating wisdom in music videos? FWIW, the thing with Carrie didn’t last. Or was it Michelle? [Ed.: Or some other long forgotten BK Lounge chick?]
It’s been 10 years since this was the “final” word.
blind parkour leaping from skyscraper to skyscraper and family gatherings where Buzzkill can not only get the joke, she can tell her own. Also, the entire family thinks you are headed for a homeless shelter – no, you can’t just go live in Mom’s basement.
What happens in your warped mental kingdom when your late dinner is a new chicken recipe complemented with fruit infused Shock Top.