If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up – Hunter S. Thompson

"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble." - Hunter S. Thompson. "When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat" - George Carlin. Well, welcome to your box seats to crazy.

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Gonzo di Dottore

Merica:  Referring to a Saturday NFL broadcast as Saturday night football simply isn’t good enough. It’s “Thursday Night Football: Saturday Edition.” (Woooo!!! Branding!!!) This is why nobody likes the suits up in marketing. Must I now wear my “Casual Friday khakis: the Saturday Morning version” blue jeans to “First Saturday Cars and Coffee: the one week later and with Red Bull instead edition” show?

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You know why everybody piles on to create “doorbusters” and crazy sales?

So everyone can be Walmart and engage in predatory pricing.

They can’t bitch if we’re all doing it.

Who cares if they kill main street businesses in the process.  The TVs are $20!