If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up – Hunter S. Thompson

"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble." - Hunter S. Thompson. "When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat" - George Carlin. Well, welcome to your box seats to crazy.

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Under Pressure

I need to stop drinking with Ray. It’s 3 a.m. The train a half a mile away is click-clacking away over the joints in the rails. I can hear every contact through the open window. Every single one. It’s reminiscent of the sound an empty beer can would make when crushed, like all of Ray’s did a few hours ago. Except…

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How can I resist?

Date: Sat, 4 Apr 2015 18:02:19 +0530 [05:32:19 AM MST] From:  Mrs. Emeline Vallien <dzaxouimo@airtelbroadband.in>  To:  drgonzo@messengerpuppet.com Subject: Drgonzo, SMELL some fresh body of adorable Mrs. Emeline Vallien The body of the message was complete spam of course. What I think Mrs. Emeline Vallien intended to tell me was that, as I am a recent divorcee and man of the highest…


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The best part of the #Sparty victory tonguebath is switching the TV to #Goldfinger