Messenger Puppet

Elvis stuck around way too long (as a supposed rock star).  Same with Michael Jackson.  What did either of them do in the last 10 years of their careers that was worth a shit? (Rehashes of past success do not count.)

The Rolling Stones?  KISS?  They too got  so old and comfortable that they stopped being relevant 20 years ago. Bands I understand a little bit, bacause there is more than one voice. The solo “artists” though. I mean WTF?! “In the ghetto”? Fat Elvis had no legitimacy. Poor whiote trash from Mississippi Elvis, mifght have been able to sing with credibility, but he was too busy making movie and getting laid to ladle out such treacle. Invincible? Can you name one song from that album? Can you hum a few bars?

Don’t go away dead. Just go away.

Note: This is NOT a Sarah Palin joke. Leopards ≠ cougars

You were warned (Google Imagesearch)

Driving (A Bulldozer) While Intoxicated

Ohio man suspected of upturning neighbor’s lawn under influence

JUNE 30–Meet Robert Tite. In an apparent drunk driving first, the Ohio man is facing criminal charges for allegedly piloting a bulldozer while intoxicated. Tite, 57, was nabbed last Friday after he drove the heavy machinery onto a neighbor’s property and uprooted trees and dug up a swath of lawn…

I have no idea what would lead someone to do that.  Really.

Who woulda thought…

Ferrari, Jaguar Porsche, all running to Serafino's for Bud Light and Brie

Crocket and Tubbs vs. Austin Powers? Yeah, baby, yeah...

The only view possible from a Camry

I feel like I almost know the view from the other side of those windows

Sometimes life ^^ imitates art

Jury is out.  One thing that doesn’t suck  on Verizon Wireless (apart from paying for it)?  Rhapsody.

Almost unlimited music on my phone for $15/month.  Weirdest shit ever, and I don’t have to pay extra or pay for stuff that sucks.  The only other charge is burning it to CD, but the pretend my phone is an ipod part is free.

What does suck?  Metallica and the Chili Peppers only sell their music, regardless of usage.

Freak show is over, kids. Move along. (Photo CNN.com)

The “king” is dead.  Michael Jackson rides the highway to hell.

No, you do not get one more chance.

mmmm... chilly photo shoots (Photo chicagotribune.com)

Farrah is dead.  A billion pubescent boys said, “I’d tap that ass” over the years and now she gets ass cancer and dies.  Coincidence?

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Yes, my dick IS bionic. That is the only reason she is with me. - Col. Steve Austin (Photo: AP via chicagotribune.com)

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