If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up – Hunter S. Thompson

"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble." - Hunter S. Thompson. "When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat" - George Carlin. Well, welcome to your box seats to crazy.

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Gonzo di Dottore

Once again, i find myself quaffing more beer than i even want, just to spare myself from tomorrow.

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It’s pretty amazing what the world looks like when you don’t wake up in a fog. #Clarity

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It’s a boy

Actually, it’s a dotcom.  It’s us dot com and we’re 10 today.  Of all the things that have gone to shit in that time, all the plants that have died, all the mayhem and madness, we didn’t kill this thing.  Yay for us! (Yes, all that was needed to keep the domain was to remember to renew every year or…