Friends in Low Places
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, March 31, 2004, 9:13 pm by Pen S. LordoscumBe your ex-spouse (long before you meet her). Drink (eat?) jello shots at a party. It’s not like they count as booze. Go home, thinking you’re sober. When you suddenly find yourself in the middle of a field in a different county, hours later than you thought it was, figure out that [...]
Beavis and Butthead
Filed in Impeach Bush, March 30, 2004, 3:21 pm by Dr. GonzoA coke and a smile….
What the airport screeners see….
Filed in Impeach Bush, John McCain Is Off His Meds, , 3:20 pm by Dr. GonzoNot too many mysteries left, huh?
Kabuki Thug Rap takes off…
Filed in Needs More Cowbell, , 9:56 am by Simon CowellTupac and Kiss? WTF?
Some people I know
Filed in In Local News..., , 8:43 am by Dr. GonzoFirst time in 25 years that all these people were together.
Chillin’
Filed in Car and Driver, March 29, 2004, 6:53 pm by Dino F. Daytonawhile Angel behind me gets his side steps straightened.
FR42
Entrance to FR42
Filed in Pimp My Ride, , 6:52 pm by Dr. GonzoThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov’d:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who [...]