Whelping score card – 13

Some of you are keeping score. As of sometime this year, my sister Buzzkill is up to 13 kids. All singles. I am a bad relative because I cannot name them all, although I can distinguish between the oldest and youngest. I can name the first 5 in order, but that only proves that I […]

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Clay v. Avril

One of these songs is non sequitur, retardo crap (not retardo like no. 61 – more of a bananaphone sort).  Can you figure out which one I hate? What are you doing tonight I wish I could be a fly on your wall Are you really alone Still in your dreams Why can’t I bring […]

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is not here (Soft knocks at the door) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It’s me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. (More knocks) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It’s me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. CHONG: Who? CHEECH: It’s, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come […]

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Tell me if this is mean

This is what came to me – the sender repeatedly sent GOP/ mondoconservative e-spew, and I asked her to disinclude me more than once: Subject: Open letter to John Kerry from a Green Beret This is a very informative “Open Letter” to Senator John Kerry from a combat-veteran Green Beret who fought in Viet Nam.  […]

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Okay, so I decided…

on Friday to stop posting about stupid drunken adventures ofother people who are not me or anybody I know, knew, ever met, ever invented or ever met in a dream. And, I stopped posting about patronizing my client (an adult cabaret). I figured that with those two off the front burner, I could fill this […]

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