Controversy hit the Bush campaign today amid reports that the President threw …Read more "BUSH THREW AWAY VIETNAM-ERA GOLF TROPHIES"
Transcript of Bush/Cheney Testimony Before the 9/11 Commission — [from JU off Topic] Chairman Kean: The Commission will come to order. Welcome, Mr. President and Mr. Vice President. Although, per our agreement, you are not being placed under oath, we expect that your testimony will consist only of the truth. The Commission and the American […]Read more "Transcript of Bush/Cheney Testimony Before 9/11 panel"
Some of you are keeping score. As of sometime this year, my sister Buzzkill is up to 13 kids. All singles. I am a bad relative because I cannot name them all, although I can distinguish between the oldest and youngest. I can name the first 5 in order, but that only proves that I […]Read more "Whelping score card – 13"
One of these songs is non sequitur, retardo crap (not retardo like no. 61 – more of a bananaphone sort). Can you figure out which one I hate? What are you doing tonight I wish I could be a fly on your wall Are you really alone Still in your dreams Why can’t I bring […]Read more "Clay v. Avril"
“They’re not booing. They’re just chanting `Dave! Dave!’” Late Night with David LettermanRead more "More Dave"
is not here (Soft knocks at the door) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It’s me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. (More knocks) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It’s me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. CHONG: Who? CHEECH: It’s, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come […]Read more "Dave…"
This is what came to me – the sender repeatedly sent GOP/ mondoconservative e-spew, and I asked her to disinclude me more than once: Subject: Open letter to John Kerry from a Green Beret This is a very informative “Open Letter” to Senator John Kerry from a combat-veteran Green Beret who fought in Viet Nam. […]Read more "Tell me if this is mean"
on Friday to stop posting about stupid drunken adventures ofother people who are not me or anybody I know, knew, ever met, ever invented or ever met in a dream. And, I stopped posting about patronizing my client (an adult cabaret). I figured that with those two off the front burner, I could fill this […]Read more "Okay, so I decided…"