40 simply fricken sucks. Be amazed that you made it through the other stupid drunken adventures and lived this long. Go to a strip club and buy something long and slender to “celebrate” (or just to feel like a man and not a dad/atm/butler). Of course, you are only talking about a Coors Light in a long neck bottle. Maybe.
Program note: like Vegas, what happens in the club stays in the club.
Repeat as necessary.