The Big 4-0

How long to sing this song?

40 simply fricken sucks. Be amazed that you made it through the other stupid drunken adventures and lived this long. Go to a strip club and buy something long and slender to “celebrate” (or just to feel like a man and not a dad/atm/butler). Of course, you are only talking about a Coors Light in a long neck bottle. Maybe.

Program note: like Vegas, what happens in the club stays in the club.

Repeat as necessary.

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