Clay v. Avril

One of these songs is non sequitur, retardo crap (not retardo like no. 61 – more of a bananaphone sort).  Can you figure out which one I hate?

What are you doing tonight I wish I could be a fly on your wall Are you really alone Still in your dreams Why can’t I bring you into my life What would it take to make you see that I’m alive[Chorus]If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invisible
I’d make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I can just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait..I already am)

I saw your face in the crowd
I called out your name
You don’t hear a sound
I keep tracing your steps
Each move that you make
Wish I could be what goes through your mind
Wish you could touch me with the colors of your life

[Chorus]

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invisible
I’d make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I can just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait..I already am)

I reach out
But you don’t even see me
Even when I’m screaming
Baby, you don’t hear me
I am nothing without you
Just a shadow passing through…

[Repeat Chorus]

Clay Aiken
Title: Invisible
Album: Measure Of A Man

You held my hand and walked me home,
I know, Why you gave me the kiss
you’re something like this, that made me go oh-oh
You wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears
Why did you have to go?
Cause it wasnt enough to take up some of my love, cause a shortage of trust
Did I not tell you, that I’m not like that
you’re the one who gives it all away, yeahh oh

Did you think that i was gonna give it up to you, this timeeeee
did you think that there was something i was gonna do then cryyy
don’t try to tell me what to do, dont try to tell me what to say
you’re better of that way

Don’t think that you’re charmed in the fact
that you’re arm is now around my neck
Won’t get you in my pants
I’d have to kick you’re ass
and make you never forget
I’m gonna ask you to stop,
Thought I liked you alot
But i’m really upset (really upset)
Get out of my head
Get out of my bed,
yeah, thats what I said

Did I not tell you, that I’m not like that
you’re the one who throws it all awaaaaayy

Did you think that i was gonna give it up to you, this timeeeee
did you think that there was something i was gonna do then cryyy
don’t try to tell me what to do, dont try to tell me what to say
you’re better of that way, yeah

this guilt trip that you put me on won’t mess me up,
I’ve done no wrong, and the thoughts of you and me have gone awayeeayyayyy

Did you think that i was gonna give it up to you, this timeeeee
did you think that there was something i was gonna do then cryyy
don’t try to tell me what to do, dont try to tell me what to say
you’re better of that way
I’m better off alone anyway

Avril Lavigne
Title: Don’t Tell Me
Album: Under My Skin

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  1. Just a program note: I only know who these people are because of a spousal ADDICTION to American Idol (isn’t that a violation of a commandment or 2?) and because some 6 year old who claims to be related recognized the Avril song and was sooo not into it anymore.

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