Messenger Puppet | 2004

Flesh for Fantasy

Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, April 23, 2004, 9:08 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum 8 Barrel, frat, Phid, Pod, Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do

SDTNTD: The Swamp Years

Climb up a storm drain leading from a swamp. The fact that the pipe diameter keeps decreasing while the amount of sediment and water filling it is increasing is nothing to concern yourself with. And, there probably won’t be rats. Anyway, your friends probably have planned for popping the [...]

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The Big 4-0

Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 8:30 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do

How long to sing this song?

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Girlfriend is Better

Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 8:25 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum 8 Barrel, Madonna, Phid, Pod, Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do

Golf, somebody else’s girlfriend, your girlfriends. What could possibly go wrong?

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Hey, Bud. Let’s Party!

Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, April 22, 2004, 5:35 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum frat, Michigan, road trips, Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do

Let me t-t-tell you ’bout some friends I know

They’re kinda crazy but you’ll dig the show

They can party ’till the break of dawn

at Delta Chi you can’t go wrong

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Like a Virgin

Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 3:17 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum Madonna, Michigan, Phid, road trips, Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do, The Fury

So, it’s halfway through your sophomore year (or what would be your sophomore year if you had survived your freshman year): Road trip
On one ill fated trek to Ann Arbor, Birdy will introduce you to her roomie, who is exactly like Angelina Jolie. (In the sense that they are both alive. [...]

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