pooped on my site. Dam puppets!Read more "Triumph the dog"
was captured on video. (WS unless you are a nun or a fry cook) This really happened. More weirdness here. Don’t miss “Stairway to Heaven“Read more "My Day at the club…"
Gene Simmons is getting the culture of whiners treatment for some unfavorable remarks about Islam and extremists. If he were a talking head on a news show, I can see it, but anybody who looks to this guy for guidance on religious tolerance, well, WTF should you expect? A monograph differentiating Judaism (Simmons is Jewish and was born in […]Read more "Kiss vs. Allah"
“It’s wrong to know” – Penis, Lord of Scum, ca. 1987. Ignore these words of marital advice at your peril…I dare anyone to do something more drunken and stupid than this – except don’t do it, you fool: tell your spouse exactly what went on in the strip club. Include every detail, including any offers […]Read more "If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…"
Really Stupid –As Cracker, karate kick the back of the toilet and break off the water inlet tube. (There IS a technical term for this thing.) Once you do this, the toilet is out of commission. Plus, flooding – BONUS!!! Mom will be so proud! The mechanics are really simple: run down the hall at […]Read more "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights"
Feel like writing? Practice this first. (Then send me an email and I might let you make your own posts here. My regular commenters already have that power (IN CASE THEY DIDN’T NOTICE))Read more "Anti-Bore practice"