Triumph the dog
pooped on my site. Dam puppets!
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My Day at the club…
was captured on video. (WS unless you are a nun or a fry cook) This really happened. More weirdness here. Don’t miss “Stairway to Heaven“
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Kiss vs. Allah
Gene Simmons is getting the culture of whiners treatment for some unfavorable remarks about Islam and extremists. If he were a talking head on a news show, I can see it, but anybody who looks to this guy for guidance on religious tolerance, well, WTF should you expect? A monograph differentiating Judaism (Simmons is Jewish and was born in […]
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Truth
If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…
“It’s wrong to know” – Penis, Lord of Scum, ca. 1987. Ignore these words of marital advice at your peril…I dare anyone to do something more drunken and stupid than this – except don’t do it, you fool: tell your spouse exactly what went on in the strip club. Include every detail, including any offers […]
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Really Stupid –As Cracker, karate kick the back of the toilet and break off the water inlet tube. (There IS a technical term for this thing.) Once you do this, the toilet is out of commission. Plus, flooding – BONUS!!! Mom will be so proud! The mechanics are really simple: run down the hall at […]
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ESPN “Ivan” Maisel on doings in Boulder
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Feel like writing? Practice this first. (Then send me an email and I might let you make your own posts here. My regular commenters already have that power (IN CASE THEY DIDN’T NOTICE))
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