Sign up to vote and get a lap dance free. Chicagoland strip clubs have figured out that GWB is not their friend. The AG, who lost to a dead guy and earned a promotion to leading the thought police. is a bigger threat. (Read porno king approved news here).

This is a really great idea. If there is one thing guys in strip clubs want more than being dragged away from nekkid women for a political purpose (replacing one wrinkly old guy with another), it’s a written record of their presence at the club. It can’t miss!