Top 10 George W. Bush Complaints About “Fahrenheit 9/11

“Top 10 George W. Bush Complaints About “Fahrenheit 9/11″10. That actor who played the president was totally unconvincing.

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election.

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported.

6. Didn’t have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger.

5. Of all Michael Moore’s accusations, only 97% are true.

4. Not sure – I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.

3. Where the hell was Spiderman?

2. Couldn’t hear most of the movie over Cheney’s foul mouth.

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!”

Source: “Late Show with David Letterman

4 thoughts on “Top 10 George W. Bush Complaints About “Fahrenheit 9/11

  1. Dually noted. You have my apologies. I just see all the current posts on other sites and people in my neighborhood flying signs(or sheets rather) that say “impeach bush” and it’s rediculous because he’s on his way out. a little late if you ask me.

  2. Duly noted. You have my apologies. I just see all the current posts on other sites and people in my neighborhood flying signs(or sheets rather) that say “impeach bush” and it’s rediculous because he’s on his way out. a little late if you ask me.

    No worries. However, He is subject to impeachment until a new president is sworn in. He has done nothing to earn a free pass the rest of the way, and I have no problem holding him accountable. Neither does the constitution, or the few in Congress still committed to upholding it.

    With that said, I would prefer that he got his justice in civilian court, or better yet @ Gitmo. If Bush were impeached and convicted, we would have President Cheney for somewhere between the remainder of Bush’s term and whenever he dies of cardiac arrest. God help us then.

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