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Top Ten Things Overheard At Saddam Hussein’s Court Appearance

10. If the mustache don’t fit, you must acquit

9. Rather than ‘murderous dictator, ‘ I’d prefer ‘genocidal maniac’

8. Is it me or is Saddam just the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen?

7. He’s obviously had a queer makeover

6. If you wanted a lawyer, Mr. Hussein, maybe you should’ve thought about that before you had them all killed

5. You think prison scares me? I lived in a damn spider-hole

4. I’ll be released as soon as Kerry takes over

3. Wow, Saddam sort of looks like Robert Wagner

2. Saddam is the most evil man the world has ever known – – not counting Dick Cheney

1. That’s cute – – out of habit, Courtney Love showed up

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