We are the Mutant Dog Fuckers. The official Phi Sigma Kappa metal band of June 1986.
What a bunch of drunken goofs. At their best, these punks sound like a lounge act of the damned. Imagine Wayne Newton singing Grim Reaper’s “See You in Hell” while on an amyl Nitrate and Pall Mall bender.
At their worst (as if there were a distinguishable difference between MDF’s *best* and *worst*), like the title track, they sounded (and looked) like Nikki Sixx during a visit to the porcelain shrine after mainlining Jack Daniels.
To think I was their lead “singer.” Good thing all the demos were destroyed/lost/stolen or eaten by escaped monkeys.
Radar: “vocals,” kazoo, mike stand (a la Freddie Mercury and that Quiet Riot guy)
Kevin: Guitar, Sitar, bass, perch, vocals
Mike Lebendude: Grunge pit, crowd surfer
Trish(aka Skeletor) and the 3 Jodys: cage dancers, groupies
Ruth: classified advertising for dates, chaperone