Tough on crime

or, “don’t get sentenced in a high profile case during an election year.”

MSNBC – Stewart receives 5-month prison term

NEW YORK – Domestic icon Martha Stewart moved one step closer to a drastically different lifestyle behind bars when the millionaire entrepreneur was sentenced Friday to five months in prison for a stock-trading scandal.

Martha packs a prison travel bag

I’ll take mauve bedding, lilac scented soap on a rope, and adobe sconces for the lights, and… aw screw it – I need 75 cartons of Marlboros, a chastity belt, a case each of lysol and bleach. And a shiv – will somebody please make me a $#@%@$^%#^$# shiv?! Somebody tell that punk Sam Waksal that he’s my beotch as soon as his sorry a** gets out and…zzzz (valium percocet thorazine cocktail kicks in)

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