Messenger Puppet

Oops, I Crapped My Driveway
Car and Driver Turns 50 Without Me
manejar en Mexico
Say Yes to Michigan
Like A Virgin
"Sexual Chaos"
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights
FOAD, Qwest
The Smoking Lamp Is Lit
The Philmont Challenge (It Just Doesn't Matter)
Daze of Our Lives
Freaks and enslaved thinkers
Hello? Is there anybody in there?
McFly?
Now I've got them steadily depressing lowdown, mind-messing Working-at-the-Car-Wash blues
Revenge of the ...
Superstar to the 100 Greatest Guitar Solos: STFU, n00b!!!
Pussy Galore

SHUT -UP ! you are full of demons. I doubt anyone would have sex with you unless raped. Are you on Psy. meds yet ?... These are the ramblings of a real freak You just exemplify dork now... case closed!! I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.
Thanks for ruining another fond memory.

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fuckerStop running into peopleYou are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]
I agree with each and every one of your statements.
Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.

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