Aardvarks, lepers and “cock roaches”…

Cannibalism, hookers, guys in dresses with 8 pound (bowling) balls and the Skipper as a sex-starved necromancer. Or, “what happens when you unleash a bunch of drunkards on your laptop” in order to create the all American novel, or a ridiculous tale of depravity, debauchery and beer.

This is actually a pretty fun thing to do when you’re just hanging out. Somebody start writing the great American short story (*It was a dark and stormy night…*), then just pass the story around and add to it. Just make sure your work stuff has a password, so that productivity report doesn’t suddenly digress like….

The merry bunch had no sooner ceremoniously departed when John Q. Law happened by, attracted by the smell of burning polyester in the smog filled spring air.

“What’s all this merryment about?” he demanded in his best intimidating voice. The group was not impressed.  Larry, in his best display of extemporaneous judgment said “die you Nazi bastard” and piddles on the astonished officer’s feet.

John, looking down at his sodden shoes, made an unmistakable face of pure disgust. “Hey cornholer, primitive gestures of disdain are my constitutional privilege, goddammit! Go kill yourself!”  Dumbfounded by the unprovoked display of cojones, the pusillanimous peace officer had no alternative other than S&W .357.

“What a stupid asshole!”, Larry laughed, as Kalamazoo’s finest made himself into rat kibbles.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nick and Heath were pistol-whipping the butler, while Jarrod was espousing the virtues of a chauvinist society and its historical contributions to the 19th century to Audra. “This chick’s gorgeous,” Jarrod thought to himself, “but, for one, she’s my sis, and second, Nick’s got dibbies.”Victoria was ready to take her shotgun to the lot of them.  Now, back to our story…

All I can give you is a taste, since there were about 17 authors on this thing. Plus, this particular one is 3000 words long. (if you’re an author or subject shoot me an e/m and I will forward the whole thing.)

Now playing: David Lee RothLet It All Hang Out

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