Traveling Puppet Show
Filed in Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!, August 31, 2004, 2:37 pm by Dr. GonzoPuppet and its masters are hitting the road.

No, there have been no subpoenas from Congress, despite all the free …
GOP Love Fest
Filed in Impeach Bush, August 30, 2004, 10:09 am by Dr. GonzoIn “honor” of the staged coronation and 9-11 co-opting in NYC,
I will refrain from using words like AWOL, DUI, jackbooted thugs,
brownshirts and chimp.
God help us if this goof (and his cadre of avaricious, imperialist, deluded henchmen and cronies) gets reelected
GOP= “big tent”
Sayonara Jeep?
Filed in Pimp My Ride, August 28, 2004, 12:38 am by Dr. GonzoSomething “new,” i.e. different, may be on the horizon. Details to follow.
Somehow the thought of lower car payments and something …
Thanks again, NCAA
Filed in Football Is God, August 26, 2004, 2:43 pm by Dr. GonzoThis time, some Southern Cal dude (Mike Williams) gets hosed, because the NFL and the Courts battled it out and said he couldn’t gopro. Actually, they said that about some Ohio State dude.
This is different than Jeremy Bloom’s situation (trying to be a pro in different sport) than football), but still, this is people being [...]
I am an internet quiz junkie
Filed in Surreal Life, August 25, 2004, 5:43 pm by Dr. Gonzo
Hmmmm…
You’re an idiot because you constantly think about the meaning of life,
and why exactly we’re all here. You more than likely have thought up a
complex explanation, but most people think you’re wrong (and you
probably are)
NCAA = Hypocritical Pieces of Shit
Filed in Football Is God, August 24, 2004, 6:08 pm by Dr. GonzoDrew Henson had a $3 million paycheck from the Yankees while playing football at Michigan. A bunch of other jocks …
I am twisted!
Filed in In Local News..., , 2:11 pm by Dr. GonzoHow evil are you?
On my second try…
How evil are you?
I missed my calling
Filed in Impeach Bush, , 1:55 pm by Dr. Gonzo
I shoulda joined ROTC, and grown up to be the presidential dog walker
US President George W. Bush (C), US Vice President Dick Cheney
(2nd-L), US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (2nd-R), Chairman of
the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Richard Myers (R), and National Security
Advisor Condoleezza Rice (L), walk out address reporters 23 August 2004
at Bush’s Crawford, [...]