You’re A Prayer for Owen Meany!
by John Irving
Despite humble and perhaps literally small beginnings, you inspire faith in almost everyone you know. You are an agent of higher powers, and you manifest this fact in mysterious and loud ways. A sense of destiny pervades your every waking moment, and you prepare with great detail for destiny fulfilled. When you speak, IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS!
I was hoping for On the Road, by Jack Cadillac. Or Kerouac Jack, which is apparently a “Western” novel about some cowboy who beats poets written by former Michigan Wolverine wideout Greg McMurtry. Or something like that.