God weighs in on Voter fraud
Filed in Impeach Bush, September 22, 2004, 5:18 pm by Dr. GonzoThe message
from God is pretty clear - vote fraud = wrecked trailer
parks. Stop f***ing up, rednecks - vote for real change.
Redefeat Bush.
Midnight Oil
Filed in Needs More Cowbell, September 21, 2004, 6:03 pm by Dr. GonzoEarth and Sun and Moon tour. September 21, 1993.
Followed, threatened by a drunk.
Good times.
This Old Blog
Filed in the big series of tubes, September 20, 2004, 11:29 am by Dr. GonzoWell, Norm and I are refabbing the blog, with quality Craftsman brand tools, and…
You get the idea. Bear with me, because the Blogware software
is pissing me off, in that WYSIWYG does not apply in the Blogware
universe today. AAAAAARGH.
Stay tuned, it will all work out. And shit.
Iowa brings teh Suck
Filed in In Local News..., , 11:00 am by Dr. Gonzoread the game here.
Wifey scored some prime seats, including space for Monkey and Bear.
It rained cats and dogs. Hawkeye fans tailgated in parking
ramps. We took wifey’s jeep, so my new car would stay clean
(I am a selfish bastard).
Drunken Hawkeye loser (to anyone within the sound of his voice): F*** ASU.
7 year old Monkey: What did he [...]
Chemical Ali
Filed in Surreal Life, , 10:31 am by Dr. Gonzoapparently scored some serious cash. It can all be mine. Mwahahahahaha.
Worst Show Ever
Filed in Kill Your Television, Needs More Cowbell, September 18, 2004, 10:14 am by Dr. GonzoSo I watched 3rd watch last night. What a crapfest of implausibility, so naturally it appealed to me. Plus, Gene …
Poor Thomas Reardon
Filed in Surreal Life, September 14, 2004, 3:08 pm by Dr. GonzoBrings a tear to my eye reading his sad story. If only there were something I could do…