Boy, I hope I don’t get booted out of the GOP!

Since MP gave me a shot at posting in a left environment, I thought this would be a good time for a Kennedy family lightbulb joke.

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.

Okay, enough for now. Hope everything works out for you MP! Go Irish!!

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  4 comments for “Boy, I hope I don’t get booted out of the GOP!

  1. Anonymous
    October 18, 2004 at 5:50 pm

    You were doing so well until the last part. Go Irish? WTF? You forgot to include “to hell”. Irish = Raiders on the MP hate-o-meter.
    Jokes are fine, as long as they are not about socks. Kinda touchy about that, in a totally unreal and non-existent way
    The GOP will still love you (as long as you write checks), but the airhead “analysts” and commentators on Foxnews will probably make up some shat about you, you traitor to the party. MP is the voice of anarchy, communism, xenophobia and it causes 6 year olds to worship the devil. And shit. Or at least Sean Hannity thinks so.

  2. Anonymous
    October 20, 2004 at 10:04 am

    Okay, I won’t even mention that I like the Raiders then :) (although I’m a die-hard Cowboy fan). I think everythings okay with the GOP since I’ve been invited to be interviewed by Tucker Carlson. I knew someday I’d be able to make it to great Tucker Carlson sell-out hall o’ fame

  3. Anonymous
    October 20, 2004 at 11:28 am

    Tucker Carlson calls Jon Stewart a sellout? Pot, meet Mr. Kettle. What a duplicitous, disingenuous GOP wank-yanking… [/rant]
    I hated the Cowboys when Landry and Johnson were there. Too successful. Oversaturated. “America’s Team,” my ass. Now that they are mortal aqain, I don’t have any opinion, except when they play one of my teams.
    Raiders? Man, I like charity cases (see Detroit Lions) as much as the next guy, but geez. Could the Raydahs beat the Lions? The Bengals? Southern Cal?

  4. Anonymous
    October 20, 2004 at 6:32 pm

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