Sucks to be a swing state

Man, not only are you bombarded with TV ads, but in Michigan, Bush-Orwell has bought up every available billboard to overwhelm you with happy messages about their plans, like

Boots or Flip Flops [what do you want on your neck if you don’t redefeat us]

One Nation Under God [because we can do an oppresive, fundamentalist theocracy better than those crazy islamadudes]

Protecting Our National Security [by invading marginal, local thugs under false pretenses]

Remember, It’s Your Money [we are giving to the richest Americans]

A Nation Secure [because the Iraqis welcomed us as liberators, not oppressive occupiers, and also LOVE us for spending 500 bazillion dollars to subsidize their gas prices so they won’t blow up the pipelines]

and a couple others. No signs reading

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

but those messages might be there, but just subliminable. SeeThey Live

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