Over the Rainbow
Filed in Impeach Bush, November 30, 2004, 11:29 am by Dr. GonzoTom Ridge, Minister of Paranoia
Secretary of Homeland Defense will resign. Another Orwellian
nightmare domino has fallen. C’mon Rummy, sack …
A little more to your left…
Filed in the big series of tubes, November 29, 2004, 1:51 pm by Dr. GonzoIs apparently where I am not. At least not far enough left. I tried to attach myself, remora-like, to the …
Live Aid Rules
Filed in Kill Your Television, Needs More Cowbell, , 9:15 am by Dr. Gonzo“It’s twelve noon in London, seven am in Philadelphia; and around the world it’s time for Live Aid… ”
Victory for the Dark Side
Filed in In Local News..., November 28, 2004, 11:05 pm by Dr. GonzoNo, not politics. Important shiite - FOOTBALL
Broncos 24
5th Level of Hell (bastard Raiders) 25
@$#%^@$@#%^ blocked field goals.
Some of this is Vogon poetry
Filed in In Local News..., November 27, 2004, 8:22 pm by Dr. Gonzo
All of it is on my iTunes blasting away right now. What’s the soundtrack on your planet?
We’re going to Kansas City, Kansas City here we come
Filed in In Local News..., , 7:28 pm by Dr. GonzoThanks Missouri. Nobody thought that we’d go anywhere after the off season FUBAR. Heads may still roll, but let’s play …
Show Me Something, Mizzou
Filed in Football Is God, November 26, 2004, 2:57 pm by Dr. GonzoWe did our part. Beat Nebraska. Ended their winning streak
that, except for 2002 (7-7), was in place since 1962. …
This never happened when I lived there
Filed in In Local News..., November 25, 2004, 7:52 pm by Dr. Gonzo
They’re called Rocky Mountains for a reason.
CNN.com - Rock slide closes I-70 in Colorado - Nov 25, 2004
Between …
Stroke me, stroke me
Filed in Surreal Life, , 9:19 am by Dr. GonzoPassengers complain about pat-down searches at airports
If you’re a hottie according to the TSA, which uses secret criteria …
All we are saying…
Filed in Surreal Life, November 24, 2004, 8:00 pm by Dr. GonzoA Ukrainian woman places carnations into the shields of anti-riot policemen standing outside the presidential office in Kiev, November 24, …