Tom Ridge, Minister of Paranoia Secretary of Homeland Defense will resign. Another Orwellian nightmare domino has fallen. C’mon Rummy, sack up and join the retireess As nice as it was to bump Tom Ridge’s ass out of the governor’s mansion in Pennsylvania, the oompa loompa terror warning level was a bad joke. The premise was […]Read more "Over the Rainbow"
Is apparently where I am not. At least not far enough left. I tried to attach myself, remora-like, to the “Progressive Blog Alliance,” which (“PBA“) is our super secret code for I’m a Lefty and Proud of It. Anyway, the all powerful gatekeeper of all lefty blogs, an ethereal being known as “Nick Lewis” has […]Read more "A little more to your left…"
“It’s twelve noon in London, seven am in Philadelphia; and around the world it’s time for Live Aid… ” Live Aid, the 1985 concert in Philly and London to raise money for Ethiopia famine relief is finally available on DVD. Buy it. Now. Proceeds go to charity. What you will see: Phil Collins is a […]Read more "Live Aid Rules"
No, not politics. Important shiite – FOOTBALL Broncos 24 5th Level of Hell (bastard Raiders) 25 @$#%^@$@#%^ blocked field goals.Read more "Victory for the Dark Side"
All of it is on my iTunes blasting away right now (in this order). What’s the soundtrack on your planet? Name Artist Album Sk8er Boi Avril Lavigne Avril Live: Try To Shut Me Up (EP) Moving in Stereo The Cars The Cars The Electric Co. U2 Under a Blood Red Sky In The Flesh Pink Floyd […]Read more "Some of this is Vogon poetry"
Thanks Missouri. Nobody thought that Colorado would go anywhere after the off season FUBAR. Heads may still roll in Boulder, but let’s play ball in the meantime and see how much we can f*** up the BCS with a win over Okie. University of Colorado, Official Athletic Site – HomeRead more "We’re going to Kansas City, Kansas City here we come"
We did our part. Beat Nebraska. Ended their winning streak
that, except for 2002 (7-7), was in place since 1962. …Read more "Show Me Something, Mizzou"
They’re called Rocky Mountains for a reason. CNN.com – Rock slide closes I-70 in Colorado – Nov 25, 2004 Between 30 and 40 large rocks tumbled onto the road, including boulders up to 8 feet by 10 feet, according to a department statement. An engineer at the scene said one boulder was the size of […]Read more "This never happened when I lived there"
Passengers complain about pat-down searches at airports If you’re a hottie according to the TSA, which uses secret criteria like big boobs, they’re gonna feel you up in the name of “security.” “She put that thing in between my legs like you wouldn’t believe,” Higley said. “It was very offensive.” Higley, who was not wearing […]Read more "Stroke me, stroke me"
D-ooh! Owned by bandwidth borrowing A Ukrainian woman places carnations into the shields of anti-riot policemen standing outside the presidential office in Kiev, November 24, 2004. Ukraine’s authorities raised the stakes in a face-off with their liberal opposition on Wednesday as they prepared to announce results of a […]Read more "All we are saying…"