Over the Rainbow

Tom Ridge, Minister of Paranoia Secretary of Homeland Defense will resign. Another Orwellian nightmare domino has fallen. C’mon Rummy, sack up and join the retireess As nice as it was to bump Tom Ridge’s ass out of the governor’s mansion in Pennsylvania, the oompa loompa terror warning level was a bad joke. The premise was […]

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A little more to your left…

Is apparently where I am not. At least not far enough left. I tried to attach myself, remora-like, to the “Progressive Blog Alliance,” which (“PBA“) is our super secret code for I’m a Lefty and Proud of It. Anyway, the all powerful gatekeeper of all lefty blogs, an ethereal being known as “Nick Lewis” has […]

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Live Aid Rules

“It’s twelve noon in London, seven am in Philadelphia; and around the world it’s time for Live Aid… ” Live Aid, the 1985 concert in Philly and London to raise money for Ethiopia famine relief is finally available on DVD. Buy it. Now. Proceeds go to charity. What you will see: Phil Collins is a […]

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Some of this is Vogon poetry

All of it is on my iTunes blasting away right now (in this order). What’s the soundtrack on your planet? Name Artist Album Sk8er Boi Avril Lavigne Avril Live: Try To Shut Me Up (EP) Moving in Stereo The Cars The Cars The Electric Co. U2 Under a Blood Red Sky In The Flesh Pink Floyd […]

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Stroke me, stroke me

Passengers complain about pat-down searches at airports If you’re a hottie according to the TSA, which uses secret criteria like big boobs, they’re gonna feel you up in the name of “security.” “She put that thing in between my legs like you wouldn’t believe,” Higley said. “It was very offensive.”  Higley, who was not wearing […]

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All we are saying…

        D-ooh!  Owned by bandwidth borrowing       A Ukrainian woman places carnations into the shields of anti-riot policemen standing outside the presidential office in Kiev, November 24, 2004. Ukraine’s authorities raised the stakes in a face-off with their liberal opposition on Wednesday as they prepared to announce results of a […]

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