Once in a while, you get to go to a zoo instead of being stuffed with crap and roasted until your flesh is dried almost to the point of jerky. Not that zoo life is all that great.

President Kennedy, 1963. Courtesy John F. Kennedy Presidential Library.

Check the date on this picture. What else happened in late November 1963? Hmmm. There is just something creepy, yet poetic about our Texas president’s official White House web page on presidential pardons of turkeys, the one photo of Kennedy is just a couple days before he goes to Texas…