If you’re a hottie according to the TSA, which uses secret criteria like big boobs, they’re gonna feel you up in the name of “security.”
“She put that thing in between my legs like you wouldn’t believe,” Higley said. “It was very offensive.” Higley, who was not wearing any metal, said the wand beeped as it passed over the small of her back. “She grabbed my rear end in an offensive way,” she said. “I spun around and said, `Don’t touch me again.’ I was really starting to get offended.” Just the same, Higley said, the screener “reached over and cupped my right breast. At this point, I’m starting to shake, I’m starting to cry. I said, `If you touch me again, I’m going to hit you.'”
If you try to be too comfortable jammed into your puny sardine seat or bitch because they’re picking on innocent people (i.e., you and your non-terrorist traveling party), they’re gonna do it too.
Passengers who wear loose clothing are more apt to receive a pat down, as are travelers who set off metal detector alarms or exhibit suspicious behavior, such as protesting when asked to take off their shoes.
Happy Trails. That’s the Constitution in the rear-view mirror.