Pardon me?
It doesn’t always suck to be the dinner bird of choice… except it does.
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Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Prison Road Sign Generator Road Warning Sign Generator Protesters Sign Generator Way too many generators Why not donate while you’re there?
Read more "Sign, sign, everywhere a sign"What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?
Dan Rather, my hero, but lately revealed to be a buffoon, is retiring. Now playing: R.E.M. – What’s the Frequency, Kenneth? “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” is your Benzedrine, uh-huh I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed I thought I’d pegged you an idiot’s dream Tunnel vision from the outsider’s screen I never […]
Read more "What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?"Party Time Is Over
CU Athletic Director Tony Soprano Dick “Chicks, Guns, Fire trucks ” Tharp has resigned. Curious, compared to the meltdown at Ohio State and the deafening silence from Columbus. But, I was pissed about the slush fund on top of the rape allegations (I never cared about strippers and beer, since those are not unfamiliar to […]
Read more "Party Time Is Over"What Does “MP” Stand For?
Hah! You’re reading it right now. The fine folks at Acronym Finder know it means Madhya Pradesh (state in India) and Man Portable and Ministerpräsident (German: Prime Minister). Now, because I am such an ATTENTION WHORE, they know MP stands for Messenger Puppet. Watch this space to see if they acknowledge this immutable truth.
Read more "What Does “MP” Stand For?"2001 Dodge Stratus
This is at Jonathan J. Shithead‘s office… The strat was the fastest car I had ever owned, to that point. 2.7L V-6, 200 hp 8/01 to 11/02
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Despite yesterday’s humiliation in Columbus, we’re headed west. Woo-hoo. (Of course, I am expecting a beatdown in that game by Cal, but Rose Bowl > * bowl). Rose Bowl Game – Tournament of Roses
Read more "Rose Bowl Game – Tournament of Roses"The Urban Archipelago
A new “stragery” based on the actual progressive/regressive distribution in this country. (Thanks to Subversive Puppet Show) To all those who live in cities–to all those depressed Kerry supporters out there–we say take heart. Clearly we can’t control national politics right now–we can barely get a hearing. We can, however, stay engaged in our cities, […]
Read more "The Urban Archipelago"Bo Knows Football
I am so glad the old guy is still around. Bo is Michigan football. Carr, like Moeller before him, are shadows of the great one. Bo Schembechler on Woody Hayes: I played for Woody, I coached for him, I patterned my life after him, and I consider him a great friend of mine. Woody Hayes […]
Read more "Bo Knows Football"WTF? A slush fund?
Read it. Barnett had money for recruiting and other stuff outside the financial reporting of the University. And there were other seeming financial improprieties with the CU Foundation. Barnett. His head. A stick. Now. I can’t really dog on OSU when CU is still stepping on their own junk. Actually, I can, but I have […]
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