Some kids thought they were going to have their dad “arrested.” Their devious mom had them both tossed in the “slammer” at Rawhide instead. Punk’d x 2.Read more "Barbarians at the Gate"
left this on my kitchen table a week ago, along with cookies and milk. I wonder why…Read more "Some kid…"
Utter domination Others may call it a narrow victory, but from these Buffs, 5 points and holding on to win is the story of the season, and counts as an asskicking. Now, it’s back on the recruiting trail for next season, which of course means beer and strippers.Read more "Buffs Annihilate UTEP 33-28"
Jerry Orbach dead at 69 Purple Car warned us he was sick. More men die WITH prostate cancer, rather than from it.Read more "RIP Lenny"
Quick and easy tweaks right here.Read more "Speed up Firefox…"
The Mouse has put together a list of relief agencies through which you can help. A few bucks from you is probably more helpful than $200 billion flushed down the Iraq money pit.Read more "This map explains so much"
sorta the sock equivalent to ass, I am guessing.Read more "Sirius radio can kiss my heel*"
I won the prize of all prizes that is a listing on getblogs.com. If you’re like me, you are thinking, “my god, this is the ultimate achievement in all the intraweb thingy (other than a mention on Drudge or a comment from Purple Car telling me to STFU).” And you may be right. The drawback […]Read more "GetBlogs.com to puppet: “you bring teh suck to the intraweb”"
The new Hummer, for all your penis compensator needs. Smaller and lumpier than the H1 or H2, yet it preserves all the Hummer attributes you love like: derivative, uninspired styling nonexistent outward visibility (sorry, no curb feelers are provided) Really shitty gas mileage (like a 6000SUX) total unreliability disposable cachet overpriced Chevy underpinnings Save your […]Read more "Better than Enzyte?"
Dear MP Forum: I never thought the stories here could ever be true. Then one day, I walked into my secretary’s office without knocking and… Man, when I started representing strip clubs, I didn’t think my life could get weirder. To be fair, it’s Mr. Boxter’s secretary, and to be truthful, she is not a […]Read more "My Secretary is a Porn Star"