Messenger Puppet

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Barbarians at the Gate

Some kids thought they were going to have their dad “arrested.” Their devious mom had them both tossed in the “slammer” at Rawhide instead. Punk’d x 2.

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Some kid…

left this on my kitchen table a week ago, along with cookies and milk.  I wonder why…

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Buffs Annihilate UTEP 33-28

Utter domination
Others may call it a narrow victory, but from these Buffs, 5 points and holding on to win is the story of the season, and counts as an asskicking. Now, it’s back on the recruiting trail for next season, which of course means beer and strippers.

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RIP Lenny

Jerry Orbach dead at 69
Purple Car warned us he was sick. More men die WITH prostate cancer, rather than from it.

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Speed up Firefox…

Quick and easy tweaks right here.

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This map explains so much

The Mouse has put together a list of relief agencies through which you can help.  A few bucks from you is probably more helpful than $200 billion flushed down the Iraq money pit.

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Sirius radio can kiss my heel*

sorta the sock equivalent to ass, I am guessing.

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GetBlogs.com to puppet: “you bring teh suck to the intraweb”

I won the prize of all prizes that is a listing on getblogs.com. 

If you’re like me, you are …

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Better than Enzyte?

The new Hummer, for all your penis compensator needs. Smaller and lumpier than the H1 or H2, yet it preserves all the Hummer attributes you love like:

derivative, uninspired styling
nonexistent outward visibility (sorry, no curb feelers are provided)
Really shitty gas mileage (like a 6000SUX)
total unreliability
disposable cachet
overpriced Chevy underpinnings

 
Save your money for a Ferrari. Or Enzyte.

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My Secretary is a Porn Star

Dear MP Forum: I never thought the stories here could ever be true. Then one day, I walked into my secretary’s office without knocking and…