I saw that Purple Car went all NASCAR on us and started accepting ads. Gooooooogle ads. Google search engines like me, because I put naked pictures of the Bush twins in my meta tags. Or something. If you google messenger puppet sucks ass and hit “I’m feeling lucky”, you will arrive in Sock Land. But, they REALLY don’t want to pay me. First, I am not complete. I guess I need a mini me (to complete me). Then, when I inform them of THEIR misapprehension, they get all “YOU’RE A POTTY MOUTH.”
Karma: Actually, they said “inappropriate language”
So I'm all "STFU! WTF are you talking about, a**holes? It's not like I go around telling stories about a boy named Penis, or say ridiculous s*** like 'f***,f***, f***ityf***f***' all over the place. And shit."
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Subject: RE: Google AdSense Account Status
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:55:02 -0500
Under construction? Did you go to messengerpuppet.com? Unless you are invisible to sitemeter, the answer is no. Please retry:
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