Google to Sock: “Piss off”

I saw that Purple Car went all NASCAR on us and started accepting ads. Gooooooogle ads. Google search engines like me, because I put naked pictures of the Bush twins in my meta tags. Or something. If you google messenger puppet sucks ass and hit “I’m feeling lucky”, you will arrive in Sock Land. But, they REALLY don’t want to pay me. First, I am not complete. I guess I need a mini me (to complete me). Then, when I inform them of THEIR misapprehension, they get all “YOU’RE A POTTY MOUTH.”

Karma: Actually, they said “inappropriate language”

So I'm all "STFU! WTF are you talking about, a**holes? It's not like I go around telling stories about a boy named Penis, or say ridiculous s*** like 'f***,f***, f***ityf***f***' all over the place. And shit."

Hello Sock,

Thank you very much for your interest in AdSense. Our goal is to be able to extend our service to as many web publishers as we can. Unfortunately,after reviewing http://messengerpuppet.com, we are unable to accept it into our AdSense program at this time for the reasons related to:

-Inappropriate language

We review all publishers, and we reserve the right to decline certain applications. Currently, we may not accept all sites. As we grow, we may find that we are able to expand our program to more web publishers with a wider variety of web content.

However, if you are able to resolve these issues, please feel free to reply to this email for reconsideration when you have made the changes. If you manage or own another site on which you'd like to display AdWords ads, you may reply to this email and include the URL in the message. We will then reconsider your application. If the new site complies with our program policies, we'll approve your application and allow you to run ads on that specific site.

Please feel free to reply to this email if you have additional questions or concerns.

Sincerely,

Emilie
The Google AdSense Team

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Original Message Follows:
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From: SOCKMAIL
Subject: RE: Google AdSense Account Status
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:55:02 -0500

Under construction? Did you go to messengerpuppet.com? Unless you are invisible to sitemeter, the answer is no. Please retry:

http://messengerpuppet.com
http://www.messengerpuppet.com

Thank you.

Google AdSense <adsense-support@google.com> wrote:

>Hello Sock,
>
>Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. After reviewing your
>application, our program specialists have found that it does not comply
>with our policies. Therefore, we're unable to accept you into Google
>AdSense at this time.
>
>We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below. If
>you are able to resolve these issues, please feel free to reply to this
>email for reconsideration when you have made the changes.
>
>Issues:
>
> - Under construction
>
>---------------------
>
>Further detail:
>
>Under construction: In order to assess your site's eligibility, we
>require websites to be launched and navigable before being considered
>for the AdSense program. Upon reviewing your site, we found that many
>of your site's pages are incomplete or under construction. Please email
>us at adsense-support@google.com when your site is complete. We'll be
>happy to reconsider your application at that time.
>
>---------------------
>
>For a complete list of AdSense criteria, please visit:
>
https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US
>https://www.google.com/adsense/localized-terms?hl=en_US
>
>If you would like to submit another website for consideration, simply
>reply to this email and provide us with the URL. If this new website
>complies with our program policies, we will help you start delivering
>Google ads in minutes.
>
>Please contact us at adsense-support@google.com if you have any
>questions.
>
>Regards,
>
>The Google Team

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3 thoughts on “Google to Sock: “Piss off”

  1. Oh my god, I’m pissing my effin pants I’m laughing so hard!!! Dude, I don’t know how I slipped through their ass cracks, but if you want I can take the ads down in solidarity. (I had no idea they actually turned down people). I’m all for experiments, and Google ads were just another thing to try. I never seriously thought it would pay for PurpleCar. Anyway, makes me look like a slut.
    I was hoping you wouldn’t see them though, because I knew you were gonna blow smoke up my ass about it. Somehow, you managed to call me out on it AND garner the sympathy vote, ya Sock B*st*rd.
    🙂
    (I use the * so as not to be responsible for said Google Refusal).

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