Messenger Puppet

Gewgle: It’s not you, it’s me.Sock: It’s not you, it’s me? [WTF!] You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’ Nobody tells me it’s them, not me. If it’s anybody, it’s me.

Gooooogle: Alright, Sock, it’s you.

Sock: You’re damn right it’s me.

Gurgle: Look, I was just trying to….

Sock: I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.

Google: Well I’m sure you do it very well.

Sock: Yes, well, unfortunately you’ll never get the chance to find out.

HT: George and Gwen, breaking up, in “The Lip Reader”

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From: ihatespam@googlepwnsme.com

Subject: Re: [#18273553] Google AdSense Account Status

Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 00:14:05 -0500

Hi Emilie

What does "inappropriate language" mean? How is appropriateness determined, and by whom, using what criteria[?] I don't really care if Google wants business I could generate or not, but I would appreciate a clue.

https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US was of no help.

Likewise with:

http://www.google.com/webmasters/guidelines.html

https://www.google.com/adsense/localized-terms?hl=en_US

Thanks for any clarification you can provide.