g00gle to sock: “We’re not sockworthy”
Gewgle: It’s not you, it’s me.
Sock: It’s not you, it’s me? [WTF!] You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’ Nobody tells me it’s them, not me. If it’s anybody, it’s me.
Gooooogle:Alright, Sock, it’s you.
Sock:You’re damn right it’s me.
Gurgle:Look, I was just trying to….
Sock:I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.
Google:Well I’m sure you do it very well.
Sock:Yes, well, unfortunately you’ll never get the chance to find out.
Hello [Prince of Dorkness],Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Our program specialists review all websites for a variety of criteria. Theseinclude, but are not limited to, site content, clear navigation, and the site's potential value to the AdSense program and the user experience.We have reviewed your site and found that many of the ads that would appear on your site would not be relevant to your site's content. As the ads would not provide a valuable experience for your site's users or our advertisers, we feel that your site isn't a good fit for the AdSense program at this time.
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Subject: Re: [#18273553] Google AdSense Account Status
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 00:14:05 -0500
What does "inappropriate language" mean? How is appropriateness determined, and by whom, using what criteria[?] I don't really care if Google wants business I could generate or not, but I would appreciate a clue.
https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US was of no help.
Thanks for any clarification you can provide.