The new Hummer, for all your penis compensator needs. Smaller and lumpier than the H1 or H2, yet it preserves all the Hummer attributes you love like:
- derivative, uninspired styling
- nonexistent outward visibility (sorry, no curb feelers are provided)
- Really shitty gas mileage (like a 6000SUX)
- total unreliability
- disposable cachet
- overpriced Chevy underpinnings
Save your money for a Ferrari. Or Enzyte.
Seriously, MP, I’m not gonna keep coming back here if you keep posting this filth. No wonder Google dumped you. Hummers. Blecch!!!!