*** WORLD EXCLUSIVE *** Overnight, Drudge posted a paragraph of fluff that strung together the words “messenger puppet” but there was no hyperlink. Bastard. Still, that should be worth about a bazillion hits by people indulging their WTF impulses. Of course, THEN I WOKE UP!!! Just like the time I met George W., who had […]Read more "Messenger Puppet referenced on Drudge"
Sock schooled gewgle on html codes. Lookie at what I did. Here is the *secret* code: I pinched the code from Purple Car just to see what un-useful content would come up. Andrea Bocelli CDs, download music and cat info all seemed relevant to me, but, as a mere puppet, my cognitive powers pale in […]Read more "Sock to Google: Nanner, Nanner, Nanner"
Gewgle: It’s not you, it’s me. Sock: It’s not you, it’s me? [WTF!] You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’ Nobody tells me it’s them, not me. If it’s anybody, it’s me. Gooooogle:Alright, Sock, it’s you. Sock:You’re damn right it’s me. Gurgle:Look, I was just […]Read more "g00gle to sock: “We’re not sockworthy”"
I saw that Purple Car went all NASCAR on us and started accepting ads. Gooooooogle ads. Google search engines like me, because I put naked pictures of the Bush twins in my meta tags. Or something. If you google messenger puppet sucks ass and hit “I’m feeling lucky”, you will arrive in Sock Land. But, […]Read more "Google to Sock: “Piss off”"
Love cats? Slow download speeds? Avoid this post.Read more "I hate cats (and 56k)"
Santa is bringing the Bear a guitar. I guess her plan for
learning to play is to self teach. She …Read more "Mid Life Crisis?"
Return of the King (extended) DVD went on sale yesterday. $22.99
at Best Buy is about the best instant gratification …Read more "Buy early, buy often"
Wrap Hell: Funny Gift Wrap! Crazy Gift Wrap! Funny Wrapping Paper! Crazy Wrapping Paper!Read more "Evil Christmas Paper"
What sort of weirdo are you?Read more "Not surprisingly…"