Crop Dusting, Assmosis and other niceties of Meatspace, for all you Mouse PotatoesRead more "Office Slang"
American Nazi Party adopts Salem roadI suppose these fuckheads will only pick up white trash. :rimshot:Read more "Nazis adopt road"
CNN.com – Dick “Dick” Cheney shows how they keep warm in the hinterlands – Jan 28, 2005 Oh SNAP!!! (Not.)Read more "Fargo Chic"
“What you are touching, sir is a ‘monitor‘ for a ‘computer‘” “No sir , it does not play Donkey Kong”Read more "Today’s Presidential Breakthrough"
So its the 20th anniversary of MDF give or take a couple of very hazy years, and about the 23rd anniversary of their evil progenitors. I celebrated last night with Miller High Life and Marlboro Lights. (Yes, Merit Ultra Lights (SPP) or Player Menthols (MDF) would have been more authentic. STFU) One of each was […]Read more "MDF 2005"
Tony Blair today announced that “as of this hour, and this solemn day
of no football anywhere on the planet, I hereby announce the permanent end to …Read more "I Ain’t Yer Beotch, George"
“We are the world” the vapid, 7 minutes too long dirge that sealed the end of Dan Akroyd’s musical career is back. Again. CNN.com – The return of ‘We Are the World’ – Jan 25, 2005 Screw that. If you want to hear it, buy the Live Aid DVD and hear some good music before […]Read more "Oh just STFU!!!"
The Beast 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004 50. Ann Coulter Crimes: Coulter plummets down the list as she slips into irrelevance. As her columns degenerate further into absurd, incoherent attacks against her own personal paranoid fantasy of fanged, drooling, Saddam-loving liberals who hate America and childish France-bashing, we find our outrage slowly giving […]Read more "50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004"
but the Sock is not…
In some sort of cosmic Karma …Read more "2005 Bloggies are available for voting"
Header on this month’s issue: “Special Pullout – What Women Want” Uh, OK, but I think that is exactly why Buzzkill has 13 kids, you dopes. :rimshot: FHM.comRead more "FHM"