WTF?
“Gee, I can’t pay my $20K bill and I got kicked out of the club so I
can’t even throw you some perks. But this is what i am driving
these days…”
FYI, those are 44s. “Normal” penis compensatoirs ride on
34s. Plus, there is an extra 6-8″ in the front wheelwell.
So, somewhere beteen a 9.5 and a 12″ lift. At least $4k for the
lift kit, Plus installation. Plus $1,500 for 4 tires and another 15 for teh wheels (no
room for a spare). (Imagine having a flat!) Plus a re-gear if he has any
sense. Plus $5k per year in gas (5 mpg * 12000 miles * $2
gas). Plus $60k for the Hummer.
To be fair, he might have picked it up used, with all the sh*t, so
maybe $40k plus gas and a million, billion dollars for insurance.
Still, I ‘m the one who had to fly to Detroit to defend his ass, and he
can come in here and flash his pricey toys at the unpaid bill?
F***er. Someday the sherriff is going to have a nice little toy
to auction.
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