Gee, I can’t pay my $20K bill and I got kicked out of the club so I can’t even throw you some perks. But this is what I am driving these days…
–A deadbeat client
FYI, those are 44s. “Normal” penis compensators ride on 34s. Plus, there is an extra 6-8″ in the front wheelwell.
So, somewhere between a 9.5 and a 12″ lift. At least $4k for the lift kit, Plus installation. Plus $1,500 for 4 tires and another 15 for the wheels (no room for a spare). (Imagine having a flat!) Plus a re-gear if he has any sense. Plus $5k per year in gas (5 mpg * 12000 miles * $2 gas). Plus $60k for the Hummer.
To be fair, he might have picked it up used, with all the sh*t, so maybe $40k plus gas and a million, billion dollars for insurance.
F***er. Someday the sheriff is going to have a nice little toy to auction.