Tony Blair today announced that “as of this hour, and this solemn day of no football anywhere on the planet, I hereby announce the permanent end to my fellatiophilia, also known as bitch ass sackriding, of the U.S. President For Life, George the 1st of Texas.”
“First on the agenda – We will not invade Iran, you mindless kook. Second, we will ourselves stop the global warming madness by offering a totally useless 2% increase in world temperatures as acceptable.”
Blair said he was totally committed to acting independently of the US on its more boneheaded crusades, unless certain compromising pictures of him and the US president were threatened to be published. Or something.