Ashcroft to America – Piss off

You just grab ’em by their little heads and make them listen to ‘Let the Eagles Sour Soar’ until they say “I Love Big Brother.”

I got that trick out of a book once. I don’t remember the name of the book because I burned it.

–Former Senator/ AG/Minitru boob censor John “I lost to a dead guy so I squashed all your rights” Ashcroft on looking forward to relaxing days with the grandkids – Ashcroft delivers parting shot to foes on sentencing, Patriot Act – Feb 1, 2005Other highlights:

  • he believes all drug users and “perverts” should be killed
  • He spray painted a Tshirt on the justice statue. A dry one, pervert.
  • All “towelheads and Catholics” are presumptively guilty of something and should be incarcerated.
  • He wanted to be Gene Simmons when he grew up, and even had a band untilĀ  a dead guy beat him out for lead singer, and before that the groupies (some ladies at a retirement home he played) laughed at his kleenex-enhanced bulge. So, he chose installing an American Taliban-likeĀ  theocracy.

Thanks, you puritan whore. Please let the door hit you repeatedly on your way out. Oh, and fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

First Amendment, bitch.

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