The new Cadillac SRX hotness – ass plates

“I just spent an extra 50 bucks a year so everyone will look at my $60,000 SUV-car and think, ‘yes, it DOES look like Billy Idol’s hemorrhoid*.'”
P.S. the cure ain’t working
*because I know that thing doesn’t have an evil tractor beam.
What’s next? “Fleet” plates for a CTS? “K-Y” on a new Seville? “Dropsoap” on an Escalade?