I heart this poem

For everyone who has ever bought jewelry and NOT gotten a piece in return…

Fuck Valentine’s Day”

Hearts, roses and kisses galore,

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,

Before I shove something up Cupid’s cute little ass.

I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak

And wear black for the rest of the week.

Guys and Girls act all sweet, but soon it will fade,

For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,

Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.

So, here’s my story… what else can I say?

Love, bite my ass…

“Fuck Valentines Day!! ”

The Westwood Storyboard’s Poetry Workshop

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Big shout out to Flamingo JonesĀ for the link to the fuckbunny

 

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