New Press Secretary

President George W. “W” Bush decided to move past the whole  Gannon/ Guckert/ Rove/ McLellan  scandal by appointing a new press secretary whose background is ideally suited for the role.

“So the truth was dear to thee. Know that it suffered mightily. Before we fucking killed it. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!” the Mouth of Sauron reportedly uttered, before biting the head off Helen Thomas.

Or maybe this is the new secretary of state, what with parlays, treaties and all that shit.

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