Stop the presses

MARIO LEAVES AMERICAN KARAOKE IDOL TO JOIN CLAY AIKEN’S “WAX MY JOHNSON” TOUR

Is life worth living, now that the 12 American Idol famewhores became the 11 famewhores, and then flipped right back to 12 with some creative rules juggling. After all, Ford paid for 12 shitty commercials starring these people, and they’re not getting a refund.


In other news, China blew Taiwan to smithereens, Israel nuked Iran’s nukes, George Bush admitted to election fraud, institutionalized graft and treason. And declared “martial law, bitches.” But who cares, because Nikko is coming back

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