In today’s mail
Senate Majority Leader, and doctor, Bill Frist (R-TN) has the uncanny ability to diagnose patients by simply looking at a picture or a video. Some folks are concerned that he committed a bio-ethical violation, but we say, think of the opportunity!
Take a digital picture or video of your medical problem – tennis elbow, acne, runny nose, hemorrhoids, or whatever ails you – and send it to the doctor in charge of the US Senate and your health care.
Tell Dr. Frist you want him to diagnose it and get Congress to pass a law prescribing treatment.
Send us pictures or videos of your ailments and we’d be happy to pass alongto the doctor himself. Please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org, or mail them to us at
Diagnose Me Dr. Frist!
Please visit our web page at to sign our petition and diagnose Dr. Frist for yourself as grossly incompetent and downright unethical! Don’t you have friends with ailments of their own: coughing, stuffy head or fever? Perhaps they live in a red state which just about guarantees no wait time for you in Dr. Frist’s office. Let them know that the good doctor can diagnose, maybe even cure them too.
Hmmm [evil ideas begin to percolate] ….