Embarassed by the President Day 2005

• UPS is committed to keeping their fleet brown in honor of this event
• The White House will be renamed the Brown House until GWB leaves
• Brown Material Road will remain a major stopping point on Highway 46 in California
• The Supreme Court maintains that the title of landmark equal rights decision Brown vs. BOE will not be renamed
• Grocery stores nationwide will continue to offer brown paper bags along with plastic
• Starbucks and numerous other coffe houses will proudly serve brown coffee all week
• Farmers will only use brown manure until after July 4th
• Mother earth herself will maintain the brownness of most soil indefinitely