Embarassed by the President Day 2005

Embarassed by the President Day 2005

  • UPS is committed to keeping their fleet brown in honor of this event
  • The White House will be renamed the Brown House until GWB leaves
  • Brown Material Road will remain a major stopping point on Highway 46 in California
  • The Supreme Court maintains that the title of landmark equal rights decision Brown vs. BOE will not be renamed
  • Grocery stores nationwide will continue to offer brown paper bags along with plastic
  • Starbucks and numerous other coffe houses will proudly serve brown coffee all week
  • Farmers will only use brown manure until after July 4th
  • Mother earth herself will maintain the brownness of most soil indefinitely
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