Embarassed by the President Day 2005
- UPS is committed to keeping their fleet brown in honor of this event
- The White House will be renamed the Brown House until GWB leaves
- Brown Material Road will remain a major stopping point on Highway 46 in California
- The Supreme Court maintains that the title of landmark equal rights decision Brown vs. BOE will not be renamed
- Grocery stores nationwide will continue to offer brown paper bags along with plastic
- Starbucks and numerous other coffe houses will proudly serve brown coffee all week
- Farmers will only use brown manure until after July 4th
- Mother earth herself will maintain the brownness of most soil indefinitely