My sister Buzzkill is baking kid #14 right this minute. Yes, you read that right. Fourteen. I am guessing that the 14er will drop around her 19th wedding anniversary. This means she has spent ~10.5 YEARS being pregnant. This is nearly 25% of her life. There are easier ways to avoid the worst PMS ever, […]Read more "Fourteen"
Dear Dr. Frist:
My name is sock and I am an Olestra addict. As you may know, this has a significant side effect, which …Read more "Calling Dr. Love Frist"
PurpleCar is 1 today. Drop by and give a shout. PC has been the inspiration for many of the design tweaks here. You know, the *wow, what a cool idea, how can I make it totally weird* s*** that usually goes on here. So, thanks for sticking around, Purp, and for letting me copy off […]Read more "Happy Birthday to Purp"
Call Dave Letterman – He’ll know what to do.Read more "from Shadowy Figure, Grassy Knoll, Texas"
How to turn your avalanche, which is a suburban underneath, into a suburban on top. Or, a fool and his money… Doesn’t this: [an Avalanche with a cap] HT: SNUGTOP – Chevrolet XUV equal this? [A Suburban] Wasn’t the whole point of the Avalanche to make a Suburban look like a pickup truck by uncovering […]Read more "*scratches head*"
When there is a complex case such as this, where serious questions and doubts have been raised, the president believes we ought to err on the side of life Hmm. That doesn’t sound like the government’s position on people labeled terrorists. Isn’t this the same administration that said, “you’ve got no fucking rights if we […]Read more "Caught being Two Faced again"
warning – contains stuff I didn’t want to think about when I was 20. Or 30. Went to the doc last week for a tuneup Thanks to my angry, bitter Scottish grandma, and pops who appeared to be following in her footsteps and Ronnie Raygun (who angry grandma voted for even when he wasn’t running […]Read more "Evil Doctors from Hell"
Tom Delay is owned by his own failure to grasp irony (or his own hypocrisy)Read more "Tom DeLay – Piece of Sh*t"
Or does the latest Mustang hottie look oddly reminiscent of the worst Mustang ever?Read more "Is it just me?"