Messenger Puppet

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God to Falwell: F*** Off and Die Already…

Be warned - he is illin’ and I am not sympathetic…

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Fourteen

My sister Buzzkill is baking kid #14 right this minute. Yes, you read that right. Fourteen. I am guessing that the 14er will drop around her 19th wedding anniversary. This means she has spent ~10.5 YEARS being pregnant. This is nearly 25% of her life.  There are easier ways to avoid the worst [...]

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Love Frist">Calling Dr. Love Frist

Dear Dr. Frist:

My name is sock and I am an Olestra addict. As you may know, this has a significant side effect, which …

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Happy Birthday to Purp

PurpleCar is 1 today.  Drop by and give a shout.
PC has been the inspiration for many of the design tweaks here. 
You know, the *wow, what a cool idea, how can I make it totally weird* s*** that usually goes on here.  So, thanks for sticking around, Purp, and for letting me copy off your paper…

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Happy Easter

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from Shadowy Figure, Grassy Knoll, Texas

Call Dave Letterman - He’ll know what to do.

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*scratches head*

How to turn your avalanche, which is a suburban underneath into a subuirban on top. Or, a fool and his money…

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Caught being Two Faced again