Apr 30 2005

Mostly Harmless

Dr. Gonzo

Don't Panic

Stay for the bonus after the end version of the so long song during the end credits. Seriously.

In a triumph of improbability, they pulled it off. Great movie. A classic story of star-crossed lovers. Well, not really. Plus the usual hyper intelligent mice, and a two headed guy Zaphod (Sam Rockwell) who played Guy Fleegman/Security Chief ‘Roc’ Ingersol on Galaxy Quest

I won’t spoil the treatment by explaining the details. Here is a review. On a scale of Dune to LOTR (utter, repellant putrid shitpile to worthy interpretation), this is way closer to LOTR. Characters were spot on. Story made sense, and felt true to the spirit. Dialogue was a little short on the humour of the book. If you’re not humming the *so long* song on your way out the theater, you have no soul. Or need some tea. Or a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Music: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Original Soundtrack


Apr 29 2005

Live long and prosper

Dr. Gonzo

Ronnie Raygun, stardate 19821113.8, weighing in on the Trek vs. Wars controvery.


Apr 29 2005

4.30.2005

Dr. Gonzo

Monkey actually wants to see this, so tomorrow is 42 day.


Apr 29 2005

Friday “up yours”

Dr. Gonzo

Big sticks to shove (as of about 8:00 this morning) to:

  • Those f***ing Koror f***ers for booting Steff. Now I am left rooting for the blond hottie, except that I don’t care.
  • That stupid beotch in the Highlander talking on the phone on the interstate at 70 mph. But only because providence intervened to keep her from having a 90,000 lb. semi rammed up her ass when she cut in front and slammed on the brakes.
  • Work, because a 3:00 teleconfernce is preventing me from sneaking out to see HHGG.
  • The Shield, for making me wait a week between episodes.
  • W, for sounding more and more like the whiny defensive caricature on SNL every day.
  • My dog for escaping and not f***ing coming back. The one day everybody is up early and that stupid bitch runs around until the bus is long gone.

RAAAR!


Apr 28 2005

Kiss me, you fool

Dr. Gonzo


Apr 28 2005

If you wanna get down, Get down on the ground …

Dr. Gonzo

Bo-Caine


Apr 27 2005

Why Constantine left and Scott Savant Stayed

Dr. Gonzo

Vote for the Worst – American Idol 4!

American Idol is the most watched television series in the world, but a pattern has emerged that makes the show pretty boring. The producers and judges pick one contestant to “pimp” and this contestant ends up winning, making American Idol less a show where the viewers pick the winner and more a show where the judges and producers get the viewers to vote for who they like. Borrrrrrring.

So, here at votefortheworst.com, we have a solution. Help us by voting for the worst that American Idol has to offer. That’s right, vote for the bad contestants. Everyone knows that the best and most interesting part of the show are the bad auditions. Record numbers of people tune in to see who will become the next William Hung, but why let it stop there?

Bad contestants sneak through the cracks all the time. Corey Clark, John Stevens, Jim Verraros, Leah Labelle… they were never meant to win and royally screwed up the competition by even making it to the finals in the first place. It’s entertaining and hilarious when these contestants make it past more deserving contestants. Besides, if you liked Nadia, Anwar, Jessica, or any of the people who have been kicked out, this is a way to send a message. The producers have been pimping Carrie and the rockers to win this show since the beginning. If you’re an Anthony or Vonzell fan, I hate to break it to you, but they won’t win. Why? Because the producers don’t want them to. They’ll be gone in the next few weeks, and you’ll be sad. Why not just Vote for the Worst?

This show is not about finding the next big superstar. Your favorite contestant probably won’t win, and will probably get a record contract anyway if they’re good enough. Besides, TV is supposed to be about the entertainment value, and what’s more entertaining than a fish out of water outlasting the big fish and sharks? The producers wanted Scott in the top group so he could fail, but let’s give them the monster that they’ve created. This pledge is to keep Scott in the competition by voting for him for the entire time alotted every week. Even if you live outside of America, tell people about the pledge and spread the word.

If you choose, vote along with us and help keep Scott in the competition. If one terrible day Scott is voted out, VFTW will carry on and pick someone new. But let’s not think about that just yet. Why bother voting for someone talented when this show can be somuch more fun to watch? Scott Savol outlasting Carrie Underwood or Bo Bice? Now that’s good TV!

Browse this website for material to help us spread the pledge to all of your friends.


Apr 27 2005

Move On Rally, Phoenix 4/27/05

Dr. Gonzo

grow some statesman stones, Dickwad

Step up, you partisan rubber stamp. Gore didn’t attack the judges when they interfered with the 2000 election. Show some respect. Furthermore, what if President Hillary has a democratic Senate, and wants to make Al Sharpton a judge. Great as I think that would be, I think the GOP might like to have the opportunity to pause and reflect on the nomination, and perhaps not rush to confirm it along party lines. Yes?

Zippy

Zippy was there…

F*** the Police

which attracted the Po-lice

Kent Dana

And Kent Dana…

Non-sheeple Patriots

And free thinking Patriots.


Apr 27 2005

President Gore on the Latest Powergrab

Dr. Gonzo

“An American Heresy”

Remarks by Al Gore as delivered April 27, 2005

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. I really appreciate that. Thank you very much.I want to thank (Sarah) and her daughter (Madeline) for that wonderful introduction and for (Sarah’s) commitment to the agenda that she cares so deeply about.

And to all of you for joining with her in fighting for what you believe in in this country and doing it according to the rules and within the American system.

I want to thank also Ben Brandzel for being the emcee and for all the work he has done. Adam Ruben and Justin Ruben have also done a tremendous amount of work on this event. And Tom Matzzie, the Washington director and Eli Pariser is not here, but I want to thank him as well.

Four years and four months ago, the Supreme Court of the United States, in a bitterly divided five to four decisions, issued an unsigned opinion that the majority caution should never be used as a precedent for any subsequent case anywhere in the federal court system. Their ruling conferred the presidency on a candidate who had lost the popular vote and it inflamed partisan passions that had already been aroused by the long and hard fought election campaign.

I could not have possibly disagreed more strongly with the opinion that I read shortly before midnight that evening, December 12, 2000. But I knew what course of action best served our Republic.

And even though many of my supporters said they were unwilling to accept a ruling which they suspected was brazenly partisan in its motivation and simply not entitled to their respect.

Nevertheless, less than 24 hours later, I went before the American people to reaffirm the bedrock principle that we are a nation of laws not men. There is a higher duty than the one we owe to a political party, I said on that occasion, “This is America and we put country before party.”

The demonstrators and counter-demonstrators left the streets and the nation moved on as it should have to accept the inauguration of George W. Bush as our 43rd president.

Having gone through that experience, I can tell you, without any doubt whatsoever, that if the justices who form the majority in Bush versus Gore had not only all been nominated to the court by a Republican President but had also been all confirmed by only Republican Senators and party line votes, America would not have accepted that court decision.

Moreover, if the confirmation of those justices in the majority had been forced through by running a rough shod over 200 years of Senate precedents and have been engineered by craft partisans’ decisions on narrow party line votes to break the Senate’s rule to procedure, then no feat imaginable could have calmed the passion arousing our country.

As Aristotle once said of virtue, respect for the rule of law is one thing, it is indivisible. And so long as it remains indivisible, so will our country. But if either major political party is ever so beguiled by a lust for power, then it abandons this unifying principle, then the fabric of our democracy will be torn. Continue reading


Apr 26 2005

An Important Question, Mr. President

Dr. Gonzo