Insurance enrages me

My fun chats today

Dr Sadist: How’s your ass?

Me: Full of shit.

Dr. S. Not for long, smart guy – I’ve got a caberscope for ye, so make room.

Insurance lady: Look turd, under your “Star Trek Fan Club Sick Bay Pass ” this procedure is all out of pocket, because your deductible is $500 million credits.

Me: No shit?

IL: That would be cheaper.

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