Apr. 8, 2005 11:00 AM
ABOARD AIR FORCE ONE – President Bush on Friday said that attending the funeral of Pope John Paul II was “one of the highlights of my presidency”…
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Make Saddam my bitch – check
Power grab – check
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See a dead guy – check – check – check – check – check W00-hoo!!!
…and made clear that he disagrees with former President Clinton’s assessment that the pontiff leaves a mixed legacy.
“I think John Paul II will have a clear legacy of peace, compassion and a strong legacy of setting a clear moral tone,” Bush told reporters on Air Force One as he flew from Rome to the United States just hours after the funeral. He said he wanted to amend his remarks to add the word “excellent.”
“It was a strong legacy,” the president said. “I wanted to make sure there was a proper adjective to the legacy he left behind, not just the word clear.”
Clearly, our excellent president was clear on the clear and strong legacy of the most excellent pope
Ted “Theodore” Logan, etymological consultant to the President