Holster that snake
Alice Cooper with the the 30 foot anaconda called to say the snake didn’t die. So, that bitch gets penned up for 5-7 YEARS. Yay for me. I think I will wait 8+ for the next deathmatch with that mofo, to toast the new sock decade of weirdness that will spawn at about the same time.

Stumble It!
Stumble It!
So was that the full knock-me-out anaconda, or did you get the make-sure-I’m-concious torture? Unfortunately, I should probably be seeing my own Alice one of these days. I think he has a python. Hopefully he’ll use some zombie mojo and then bring me back to life when it’s over.
both times were the full *Union of the Snake* treatment (if I may mix shitty rocker metaphors). Man, if some slithery reptile has your name on it, you might as well look around the next corner while you’re there.
I will tell you that the ordinary mojo does not prevent you from perceiving the visceral particulars at times, but it’s mostly very detached. Unlike the snake.