Enragement level 50%
Big sticks to shove (as of about 8:00 this morning) to:
- Those f***ing Koror f***ers for booting Steff. Now I am left rooting for the blond hottie, except that I don’t care.
- That stupid beotch in the Highlander talking on the phone on the interstate at 70 mph. But only because providence intervened to keep her from having a 90,000 lb. semi rammed up her ass when she cut in front and slammed on the brakes.
- Work, because a 3:00 teleconference is preventing me from sneaking out to see HHGG.
- The Shield, for making me wait a week between episodes.
- W, for sounding more and more like the whiny defensive caricature on SNL every day.
- My dog for escaping and not f***ing coming back. The one day everybody is up early and that stupid bitch runs around until the bus is long gone.