Words to live by
Filed in Surreal Life, April 26, 2005, 2:17 pm by Dr. Gonzo“You have to play with the same balls…Once you start tampering with that, then you have trouble.”
Bud Selig
Spied in Phoenix
Filed in Pimp My Ride, April 25, 2005, 1:13 pm by Dr. GonzoOne of these
Story on alien weirdomobile
No, you can’t buy one, even with gas heading to $3. Not so f***ing *SMART* after all, eh?
How Geek I Am…
Filed in In Local News..., , 12:49 pm by Dr. GonzoWhat Kind of Geek are You?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your IQ is
frighteningly high
You are a
computer geek
Your strength is
you can see in the dark
Your weakness is
alcohol
You think normal people are
interesting
Normal people think that you are
disturbed
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Copygodd must love this
Filed in Football Is God, April 23, 2005, 11:27 pm by Dr. Gonzo
I suppose I have to talk nice about the Browns now.Naaah. But they picked a good one, and I wish him individual success, at least. Gotta make those Bentley payments somehow.. More importantly, he didn’t fall to Chicago, career graveyard of talented receivers and Michigan players.
Browns pick Michigan’s Braylon Edwards at No. [...]
WTF?
Filed in Football Is God, , 11:18 pm by Dr. GonzoBroncos draft Clarett at end of third round
No, this won’t be a disaster. He’ll be another Portis.
*rolleyes*
On the Road Again
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, April 22, 2005, 3:33 pm by Pen S. LordoscumEpisode III: Revenge of stupid college/ frat sh*t. Plus imaginary snowbunnies and threeways.
Holster that snake
Filed in Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!, April 21, 2005, 10:31 am by Dr. GonzoAlice Cooper with the the 30 foot anaconda called to say the snake didn’t die. So, that bitch gets penned up for 5-7 YEARS. Yay for me. I think I will wait 8+ for the next deathmatch with that mofo, to toast the new sock decade of weirdness that will spawn at about [...]
WTF?
Filed in Pat Robertson Moons America, April 20, 2005, 10:22 am by Dr. GonzoWhat if one is a member of the Screaming Church of the Epileptic Jesus?
Woman fired over eyebrow ring sues on religious groundsAssociated PressApr. 20, 2005 09:05 AM
WEST SPRINGFIELD, Mass. - A woman who was fired by Costco in 2001 for refusing to remove her eyebrow ring has accused the company of religious discrimination, saying she [...]
Happy Finish?
Filed in Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!, April 19, 2005, 1:50 pm by Dr. GonzoShe asked me to undress and lie on her table. Her hands were all over my back and chest. Her deep penetrating stare held me entranced while she worked her magic. Then, near the end of our time together, she slipped her hand under the towel over my waist and took hold of…
Owned by the Hummer Nation
Filed in Car and Driver, Surreal Life, , 1:33 pm by Dr. GonzoMaybe CalTech has a correspondence school program.