I am an Imperial Potentate
Filed in Surreal Life, May 31, 2005, 4:46 pm by Dr. GonzoLloyd Borrett - Computing - Play the Petals Around the Rose game (JavaScript)
The secret is to “google translate” the page into afrikaans, and then
into greek. Or maybe it was latin. Then divide by Pi. And add a
cheeseburger.
I am king lord of the game #4542. w00t!
C’mon George - step up
Filed in Impeach Bush, Needs More Cowbell, , 10:49 am by Dr. GonzoThe ONE Campaign | Press Releases
WTF, George?
Filed in Impeach Bush, , 10:31 am by Dr. GonzoBush calls report alleging prisoner abuse ‘absurd’
Associated Press
May. 31, 2005 08:40 AM
WASHINGTON- President Bush called a human rights report “absurd” for criticizing the United States’ detention of terrorist suspects at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and said Tuesday the allegations were made by “people who hate America.” “It’s absurd. It’s an absurd allegation. The United States is [...]
Who, me?
Filed in the big series of tubes, May 27, 2005, 11:54 am by Dr. Gonzomessenger puppet is evil
I am so there
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, May 26, 2005, 3:49 pm by Dr. GonzoHeineken to test Light beer in Phoenix, 3 other cities
Alan Mirabella
Bloomberg News
May. 26, 2005 02:30 PM
Heineken USA said it will introduce Heineken Premium Light Lager in the U.S. in June.
The new beer will be tested in Phoenix, Dallas, Tampa and Providence,
R.I., Heineken said in a statement issued today by PR Newswire. The
White Plains, New [...]
Not that I care about American Karaoke Idol
Filed in Kill Your Television, , 11:03 am by Dr. Gonzo5/22/05 - Carrie wins according to the London Independent:
…and Simon Fuller, the pop impressario whose American Idol TV competition was won this year by Carrie Underwood
For those of you not paying attention, the finals and voting happened 2 days later and the *results* were released last night. A predetermined outcome? I *can’t* believe it, [...]
Is Big Brother Watching You?
Filed in Impeach Bush, May 24, 2005, 12:33 pm by Dr. GonzoTake the Quiz
You scored 2 out of 6 possible points –
33%.
Two Yeses:
You are becoming more interesting to the government with each
affirmative answer.
Gravity: a law we can live without
Filed in Impeach Bush, , 10:47 am by Dr. GonzoIf there were no bells, angels would not get their wings. How then would they fly, unless gravity was actually more of a suggestion. I’m just asking…
Thank you Senator McCain
Filed in Impeach Bush, , 10:07 am by Dr. Gonzofor not letting Frist f*** up the Senate, with the latest GOP powergrab of killing minority filibuster rights. Cooler heads can prevail, and this could be a way to keep the party from being overrun by the luniatic Swaggart constituency. Ironic that I would call so-called maverick McCain a cooler head, but god, I [...]
Today’s Idiot - Rep. Spencer Bachus, R-Ala
Filed in Impeach Bush, May 23, 2005, 8:32 pm by Dr. GonzoSTFU, trailerboi.
1st Amendment trumps redneck reactionary pantswetting.
Or at least it should
