Papas and Beers plus tequila = ???
Also, what happens in Mexico does not necessarily stay in Mexico. Like when the bar has a camera and an interweb connection…
Skipping the Fat part of Fat, Drunk and Stupid altogether, go cruise to Ensenada on the PacificPrincess. Bring your 19 or 20 year old nieces, because they will appreciate a quite, reserved, weekend with their dear relative. Maybe some shuffleboard, or reading a nice book on the deck. When the boat hits Ensenada, hit Papas and Beer which is just a quaint local tavern of some sort. Bring the girls. They may want to dance…
Apparently, there is a modeling contest later in the day. Perhaps the young ladies might win a prize… Chicken out of the contest yourself before they start snapping pictures. Whatever you do, don’t tell anyone you know about where you went and what you did. Or what the waiters at P&B did. Or that other thing.
It looks like you had a hack of a night. Nice pics. hehe