The Devil hearts Hillary

Reaction to news that the Devil loves Hillary was swift and sure I knew it. I just fucking knew it. Oxycontin spokesmodel Rush Limbaugh That bitch cut in front of me. Shit. KAAAARRRLLL?! Rudy Giuliani, at the hair club for men G**d***ed copycat. W   Get me Baal. And Mephisto. That prick Lucifer fucking switched […]

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Nightmares on the beach

Sea Hag

This is my neighbor, who used to sunbathe topless or sometimes  naked behind my house. She was well on her way to being football-skinned at the time. Once she went topless alongside a hottie from my high school. That was a good day. But, “naked is naked” (when you’re 16), although if this were the image out my window, my eyes would still have forks stuck in them.

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