Reaction to news that the Devil loves Hillary was swift and sure I knew it. I just fucking knew it. Oxycontin spokesmodel Rush Limbaugh That bitch cut in front of me. Shit. KAAAARRRLLL?! Rudy Giuliani, at the hair club for men G**d***ed copycat. W Get me Baal. And Mephisto. That prick Lucifer fucking switched […]Read more "The Devil hearts Hillary"
You tell me … 2000 Dodge Stratus 2006 BMW 635CIRead more "Separated at birth?"
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Never, ever, let anyone in your family who is not sane name the family dog.Read more "My So-Called Dog, v. 2.0"
That would be a Kool Mild. It’s how they smoke them in Belgium.Read more "Warhol > *"
This is my neighbor, who used to sunbathe topless or sometimes naked behind my house. She was well on her way to being football-skinned at the time. Once she went topless alongside a hottie from my high school. That was a good day. But, “naked is naked” (when you’re 16), although if this were the image out my window, my eyes would still have forks stuck in them.Read more "Nightmares on the beach"