Messenger Puppet

You are ‘French’.  In the nineteenth century, it was the

international language of diplomacy. It is a ‘beautiful’ language,

meaning that it is really just a low-fidelity copy of Latin.You know

the importance of communicating ‘diplomatically’, which for you means

both being polite and friendly when necessary and using sophisticated,

vicious sarcasm when appropriate.  Your life is guided by either

existentialism or nihilism, depending on the weather.  You have a

certain appreciation for the finer things in life, which is a

diplomatic way of saying that you are a disgusting hedonist.  Your

problem is that French has been obsolete for a long time.

What obsolete skill are you?
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So what will they call the caffiene free version?

Coca-Cola Zero

It does taste way more cokey, than Diet Coke. 

Milder than hi-test coke, but that same oversweetened herby, cinnamony

cokeyness. The ingredients are the same except for added acesulfame potassium. And whatever the difference is between their respective “natural flavors.”

So have a chemically enhanced non-*coke* Coke and a smile.  Or buy the world a Zero .  And s***.