In a triumph of good taste and adult (as in mature, not porno) sensibility, the Justice Department under head caner Alberto “I ain’t afraid of no breast” Gonzalez declared June 24, 2005 *tits and bananas* day throughout the country, in celebration of the Department conquering its unnatural fear of a naked breast. W00t!
Ashcroft Gone, Justice Statues Disrobe
By MARK SHERMAN
The Associated Press
Friday, June 24, 2005; 7:24 PMWASHINGTON — With barely a word about it, workers at the Justice Department Friday removed the blue drapes that have famously covered two scantily clad statues for the past 3 1/2 years.
Spirit of Justice, with her one breast exposed and her arms raised, and the bare-chested male Majesty of Law basked in the late afternoon light of Justice’s ceremonial Great Hall.
The drapes, installed in 2002 at a cost of$8,000, allowed then-Attorney General John Ashcroft to speak in the Great Hall without fear of a breast showing up behind him in television or newspaper pictures…
